Cardio that fits under the sofa. Auto incline, 12 preset programmes, and live tracking for speed, distance, calories and step count. Walk, jog or run without leaving the living room.

Heat comes next. 1500W of steam in under two minutes for deep sweating, circulation and proper relaxation. Collapses in seconds. No installation, no membership.

After heat comes cold. Plunge into 540 litres of high-capacity recovery to reduce inflammation and sharpen mental clarity. Six layers of insulation keep the temperature stable for hours.

The rest phase. Full-body infrared warmth up to 90°C to release tension and support deeper sleep. Zippered arm portholes so you can read, scroll, or do nothing at all.